They ask me if I came

I say

"Yeah, to the wrong twitter account"

They say " I'm an honest man"

But how many times

Have you read that same script?

Regardless of what language I say it,

"No" never seems to be a complete sentence

They say

"But babe you'll enjoy it"

I say

"I'm gay, so, no I wont"

Apparently

I'm not gay enough

For a straight boy

I puff my chest out

Cut my hair short

But I'm still

Not gay enough for a straight boy

So I kiss a girl

But it's "fake news"

And "gross"

He hollers and whistles

Still,

I'm not gay enough for a straight boy

Will I ever be "gay enough"

For the straight boy

To leave me alone