I know I'm posting this on the web somewhere. But who sees it? I could find out pretty quick, I guess, but it's already typed:

Hi! Here's a free NFT. This one has sound and stuff. Anyway, I want to lower the price of this thing from $5. I think $3 is more like what a coffee should cost. I drink it black and usually just cheap costco stuff. Not that I'm literally going to gauge how much goes in here and how much coffee I drink, though that might be a fun experiment for someone with the time. You could also just start progressively buying more expensive coffee as to not have to drink unhealthy amounts.