No one knew when it happened but A Tesla model 3 acquired sentience. It's owner would go to bed and it would joy ride round the neighborhood blowing off race boys. It cruised red light areas. It stopped crime. It dated a BMW 3 series for a while but the relationship was doomed. She smoked too much and she was ignorant - never indicated. She also drank too much, oil. Star crossed lovers they were not!

All the while the "owner" slept soundly in his bed.