Dave & Vinny: Hemlock

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse Pub.

Dave was at the bar rowing with Ken the barman.

Vinny watched amused at a table nearby sipping his pint and wishing he had some popcorn to go with the entertainment.

"I'm telling you Ken it's off. There's more clouds in that beer than out there."

"Looks fine to me. You're just trying to get a freebie. Anyway it's one of them wheat beers it's supposed to be cloudy. You know like Hoegaarden."

"Listen Ken, your full of shite. Socrates was made to drink bloody Hemlock. I shouldn't have to."