Dave & Vinny: Oil

Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

"Ken has beard oil on. Can you see it glistening Vinny?"

Dave sipped his pint.

"I try to avoid looking at his face wherever possible."

Vinny sipped his pint.

"Apparently some woman at the brewery called him cute so it's gone to his head."

"He's no lothario."