Longcroft Estate, Rampant Horse pub.

"It's true that the conversation here is not exactly high brow Vinny.'

Dave sipped his pint.

"You're not wrong there mate. I caught Ken talking to the beer pumps."

Vinny sipped his pint.

"What?"

"He said it was only intelligent conversation he gets around here."

"The beer pumps said that or Ken?"

They laughed.

"To be fair mate I think in an IQ test the ber pumps would win."