Parousia 2: Here We Come Again

Parousia 2: Here We Come Again

Mar 25, 2021

“I’m getting back to it!”
“What?”
“Civilization. Existence. The big whole what them whatever!”
“Ooh la la. Getting back to the planet of man.”
“And wo-man.”
“Getting back to the people and the world they have made.”
“Gonna drop down. Show up. And tear that shit a new hole.”
“Like an anus or are you thinking something more cosmic?”
“Pick a metaphor, my buddy, and then prolapse it, whatever it is.”
“Ugh.”
“Salvation ain’t pretty, pal.”
“But does it have to be so scatological?”
“Third times a charm, chum, I’m not pulling any punches, buttfarts or otherwise.”
“Are your fists gonna be covered in shit or—“
“Anyone ever tell you you had a one track mind.”
“Probably. What no one definitely told me was that they were returning to human existence from a spiritual one in the metaphorical clouds of the afterlife to rip open the quote unquote anus of humanity in order to cleanse it of its assorted shortcomings.”
“You heard it here first.”
“For the third time.”
“Who asked you to stick around?”
“No one. But no one also told me to bug off.”
“Aww c’mon, cully, don’t be like that. You know I dig your company.”
“I appreciate it. But still, isn’t this a little on the side of too much?”
“What’s enough then? Turning a blind eye didn’t do anything. Passive positivity certainly didn’t. Even miracles from afar did crap all.”
“I can’t argue, but still—“
“But still what?”
“Y’all are really going to up and return to the land of the living.”
“Go big or go home.”
“Jesus.”
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out.”
“You never had many friends did you?”
“Including you? Thirteen.”
“And none of them ever really challenged you on stuff, did they?”
“We had our differences. There was this one guy, man, what a jerk he turned out to be—“
“Fine, I get it. But still, have you really considered all the angles here?”
“Did I? So much so I wrote a kickass song about it.”
“Oh Jesus no please don’t sing—“
Saxophones and steel drums filled the air as the man in white satin took a deep breath and opened his mouth and—

Return to, to the—

Return to—

Return to—

Return to the beginning because this is the end!!!

Oh la la! Because this—

Because this—

BECAUSE THIS IS THE END!

Thebeginningistheend!

I’m back.

I’m back.

And it’s never been so much beginning—

As the beginning is beginning now!

The end has never been oh so so much ending—

As the ending is ending now!

Begin.

The end.

The beginning is the END!!!!!!!


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