I am the sheer genius behind the force that is insta @neckbeardfancy. Please, help me buy tendies with honey mussy so I don't need to spend my Good Boy Points.
G'day m'sir or m'lady,
I am the Gentlest of Sirs and curator of all things on the insta account neckbeardfancy, where I post only the finest examples of the truest gentle sir. Please help me buy more Doritos and Mountain Dew to keep me fueled and posting.
Honestly though, your support means the world to me. Tasteful nudes also appreciated. Unless you're ugly or a man.
Finally, I'd like to note that while this site is about buying me a coffee, I would never waste your donation on such an inferior beverage. It's Dew or nothing for this sir. 🤷♂️