My neighbour,Your wife is tempting me,Your wife wants me to sin,Your wife wants me to miss heaven.My neighbour,Your wife wears tight miniskirts,She puts on dresses that reveal her body,I am not made of metal,I am human.My neighbour,Yesterday she wore a crop top with no bra,She walked shaking suggestively,I cannot deny that I didn't see her nipples.My neighbour,Your wife is blessed and endowed well,Her backyard is beautifully moulded,I am a bachelor,dry-starved and easily lured.My... more

Dear men,like beautiful flowers,Our ladies need tender caring,They need that unique treatment,That will make them feel monarchial.Our ladies need good music,Music that soothes and rejuvenates,Please,keep away the hard music,And substitute it with the softer versions.Kindly,if she insists for a drink,Give her a comfortable one,Serve her with,say Bailey's or Tequila,But don't give her Gilbeys,I repeat,DONT!A lady that you give Gilbeys to drink,Is a lady that you will tell nothing,A lady... more

While you ignored her,I gave her attention.While you hanged her calls,I called her countlessly.While you raved with your boys,I kept her company .While you neglected her,I made her feel special.While you left her alone with cold,I provided her with warmth at my place,I made her feel the worthiness in her,She is now carrying a set of my twins,And the isle awaits her next week.Please,attend our nuptials,If you won't be busy!©Poet... more

She was a shot of tequila,Gulped by every tippler.She was a vase of carnationsSet on a high table,For everyone to smell.She was a lodge napkin,To absorb their bodies' muckShe was a cup of cappuccino,To calm their tactile desiresThey contaminated her,And she is contaminating, The gullible satyriases.Soon, hearses will be Moving around!©Poet Igweee#Writingforgenerations

You see,apart from well brewed coffee,And soothing rhumba spiced with jazz,I love women,no l ladies,yes lasses,They are like whimsical poetry.Women are well endowed beings,Beings with soothing lovely voices,Beings that walk around with precious gourds,And a backyard full of soft-to-touch orchards.Imagine of a world devoid of ladies,It could be a boring one indeed,Gloominess would loom everywhere,With deep,hoarse and irritating voices.If loving them is a sin,I am already a sinner,If defending... more

I am divorcing my husband,He has made me miserable,He is of no good use to me,I have already made up my mind.My husband is a house-hubby,He is a jobless father of my kids,He stays around all day long,Just sleeping,watching and eating,He waits me to return from job,So as to do the house chores,He can not even wash dishes,Leave alone cleaning his babies.The kitchen is a shrine to him,He rather empties the fridge of fast foods,Than go prepare a proper meal,Which man takes juice for lunch?I am... more

My girlfriend is evil,She smiles like a devil,Her eyes are dark and evil,She has sharp canines like a weevil.She does not do vegetables,She prefers meat-filled tables,With clotted blood, rolled like marbles,And a feast amidst strange squabbles.She licks my hair and face at night,She tattoos my back at midnight,And carries me out to the moonlightAs she dances with me left and right.Today she took me to her rituals,In the middle of an abandoned cemetery,In front of me are skeleton filled... more