Hopefully nobody is offended by this...I mean, you might be.

"I believe in the First Amendment and Boobs."

As you may know, the First Amendment speaks to the freedom of religion. And we mammal types all have an especial fondness for breasts. I like that Clay Travis brings the issue to light, because all things female seem to be under attack. Our languaging is being directed away from even using the term 'mother' or any other gender marker. Not to mention the absolute travesty of allowing men who identify as women (don't get me started) being able to compete against actual biological female personnel.