Nov 24, 2021
The server brought out the extra-large pepperoni pizza with garlic bread crust to the table. Before any of the group could grab a slice, a long, stringy-haired man walked into the pizzeria, strode over to their table, leaned over, and licked the garlic off the crust in one long sweeping circle, then straitened and walked back out the door. Everyone in the pizzeria sat there, dumbfounded by what they had just watched.
"What the hell?" Josh asked after a few minutes.
"Oh, don't mind him," the store manager said, laughing as he picked up their licked pizza. "He comes in once a week and does that. Guess it's what you have to do when your roommate's a vampire."