I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

What do you call it when a bunch of Dads go to the opera together?

Pop Culture.

I told my suitcases there would be no vacation this year.

Now, I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

Did you hear about the agitated pediatrician?

He had very little patients.

Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

He's fully recovered.