I know you need some new dad jokes, right?

  • Why are writers always cold? They're surrounded by drafts.

  • What do you call someone who makes bicycle wheels? A spokesperson.

  • What do you call your Mother's sisters who own a house framing company? Carpenter Aunts.

  •  What are the first three words in a North Korean recipe? Here kitty, kitty.

  • Did you hear about the huge brawl at the Red Lobster? Battered shrimp were everywhere.

  • Why did the judge release the penguin on bail? He was clearly not a flight risk.

  • What do you call someone who is 10% Polish? A tad Pole.

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