You may have seen my book, The Dad's Book of Jokes. I thought I'd post a few Dad Jokes occasionally to provide you a laugh to start off your day. Here we go:
Why did the woman slap the electrician? Because he wanted to check her shorts.
What's the definition of perfect pitch? It's when you toss an accordion into the dumpster and hit bagpipes.
What did the man say when the doctor diagnosed his kleptomania? Do you have something I can take for that?
Did you hear about the pirate who couldn’t sleep at night? Turns out he had restless peg syndrome.
I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It's an ought-to-biography.
Why were the baby cows mad at their mom? Because she said, "it's pasture bedtime."
Did you hear about the man who discovered petroleum in his backyard? He took an oily retirement.