Hey 👋 I just created a page here. You can now buy me a coffee!
It was a dark and stormy night.... in Seattle.....on a Tuesday..wait, was it Wednesday? It was a Wednesday, wasn’t it? I’m so bad with days.
My name is Alyssa Earp, yes I’m related to Wyatt Earp (everyone under 50 look him up. I’ll wait.) but also to Susan B Anthony so there’s that for you.
I’m a tarot card slinging, birth chart reading, crystal hoarding certified solitary practitioner of the arts. What arts, you say? THE DARKEST OF ARTS, ADULT COLORING BOOKS!
Again, kidding. I do love to draw and paint though, and digital art is fun but I’m no good at it (yet). I mostly stick to reading Tarot and using my skills as a Reiki Master. I love crystals, I collect crystals, I use them daily. I’m a bit of an astrologer, I know enough to know that I don’t know it all.
My evil plan is to use the coffees I acquire here to fund my also-evil plan for evil world domination, by allowing me to purchase evil things to support my evil business, such as the nefarious ring lights and dastardly editing equipment, even EVENT VENDOR FEES (buahahahaha). For what greater evil is there than crowdsourcing?!?
Seriously, vendor fees are high, ya’ll. And marketing supplies are a necessary evil (see what I did there?). The more I make, the more fresh evil content I can provide to you. Check out my instagram (@mementomoritarot)
If you made it this far, congratulations! I’m also a female USMC veteran with the PTSD, and I use my skills combined with basic psychological techniques to help people heal from traumas and cope with mental illness.
Thank you so much for your not-so evil support!