[Jan 20 2021]
Kid conversations I wish I had full scope of.
I walk into the kitchen and the kids are at the counter eating their lunch.
Frankie "Mommy. Mommy! Mommy? Can you take your face off?
Me: "No I don't think so."
Frankie: "Try."
Me: I pull at my cheeks and skin and try to take my face off. "Nope, it's stuck."
Frankie (to Mickey) "See? I TOLD you. She CAN'T take her face off. Her name is NOT Joey and she's NOT a dog.
I walk out of kitchen.