At nearly 32 years old you would hope I have accumulated some wisdom.

Well, here’s the f*cking list.

  1. Don’t be a d*ck or a pr*ck.

  2. Look the part.

  3. Have a test for making sure you’re not worshipping the devil.

  4. Laugh every day.

  5. Write down your goals.

  6. Sleep a lot.

  7. Don’t procrastinate.

I think you will find that…actually…what the hell do I know? I’m just here typing this at 2:46am instead of sleeping or studying. For all you kids out there, don’t be like me. Be better than me. Get to sleep. Don’t procrastinate. Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.