Hello world!

So… I'm sure you are wondering — what the fuck is going on here?

I'll tell you what's going on. Your girl is getting her shit together. Or, at least making an attempt at doing so. We shall see how it goes. This breakdown post is for you all. I'm working hard to do better for my fans and friends who are interested in what I have to offer you all. This new platform branching is for you!

But let's break it down, just so we're all clear.

  • What the fuck am I doing on here?

I'm so glad you asked. I mostly intend to use this as a platform for short story releases as well as educational writing content, based on tier subscriptions. Furthermore, I intend to create and release merch, writing courses, and other cool things through this platform which will not be available to the public.

  • What's in it for you?

Well, that depends on the tier… Duh. If you simply follow me for free, you'll get access to a few surface level posts that include my general project and writing updates as well as the random bull-shittery of my brain. Depending on which tier you choose, you will also receive access to above-stated short stories, educational information, and other cool shit. So get a fucking subscription, motherfuckers.

  • How does this work?

    Do I look like I know everything? Use your meat-helmet, you lifeless noodle. Get a subscription, follow me, or something. Do it. Motherfucker.