Help me dear readers, you are my only hope

Hello, wHello, when I thought about writing a book I always wanted it to be a co-operative exercise. The Somewhen Chair is full of suggestions from our fans. Now I am writing the un-Christmas annual, I am writing a short-ish story at the request of my publisher. And I need your help. On Facebook, I discovered a game called "Do you know your steampunk name?" 1. Lord or Lady 2. Your favourite tea 3. Your favourite weapon. My steampunk name is Lady Liquorice Kaban. Now I was hoping you could help me find out the pirate version of this game. Tell me what your name is when you do, and I'll put it into the books (or not if you don't want me to). Arohanui Cat.

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