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Cookie Crumb Level

$3
/month

  • Support me on a monthly basis

  • My eternal gratitude for showing me that you appreciate my attempts at humor.

Potato Chip Crumb Level

$6
/month

  • Everything from the Cookie Crumb Level, PLUS . . .

  • I will imagine you nude at least once a month while I'm making toast in the morning

Donut Crumbs Level

$15
/month

  • Everything in the previous levels AND . . .

  • I will sacrifice a stuffed bear in your honor