I'm there for you, won't you be there for me too? Let's make something beautiful together. My words and your money. A perfect match. Let's make each other happy.

Christopher L. Jorgensen has been on the Earth for five decades give or take. It is unknown how many years he’s spent on other planets as a Space Marine. Nearly everything that needs said about this man has already been said. But who said you had to have a need before saying something? Jackass Letters is proof this just isn’t the case.