You're poor. Me too, that's why I have this Buy me a Coffee thing in the first place. So, this is a very cheap membership for those of you who don't own a rolex.

You're well-off even if you like to pretend you're not. You have paid your mortgage or are almost finished paying it. You like buying those fancy overpriced coffees with silly names in chain coffee shops? Why don't you trip to get me to like them by financing my coffee addiction on a regular basis?

You're part of the elite, the beautiful people, the oligarchy. And yet, somehow, you like what I do (I'm not judging). So you want to thank me. Or maybe you're just afraid that I'll come and eat out, so you're trying to bribe me? No problem, bribe away. It'll be much appreciated.