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Coffee Critique - I show you how to make your words betterer

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"Easily the best quality investment I have made in marketing ever."


"This is literally the most I’ve ever gotten out of a tenner in my life."

Just two of the nice things supporters have said about my £10 "Coffee Critiques".

Words sell.

Problem is, most businesses don't have thousands of pounds to pay copywriters like me to write sales pages, email sequences, and ads that generate sales on autopilot.

So they"make do" - they spend hours staring at the blank screen, slaving over their own copy, wondering if it's good enough, and struggling to make sales.

This is beginning to sound a bit bleak, isn't it?

So let me give you some good news...

YOU DON'T NEED A COPYWRITER

(I know. I was surprised too!)

Here's why...

Odds are, you're not totally terrible at marketing.

You know what you do...

You know who you do it for...

You know how you can help them...

But turning all that ^^^ into a sales page that turns lurkers into customers is an entirely different matter, right?

Fear not - for less than the price of a white-label yoga mat...

I CAN HELP YOU WRITE WORDS THAT SELL!

Pay me just £10 and I'll look at your words and show them how to make them better.

Whether you want to get more:

- Sales from your sales page

- subscribers from your optin page

- Engagement with your emails...

For just £10, I'll look at your words and record a screen-capture video, giving you clear, actionable steps to make them work harder for you.

NO MORE WONDERING

NO MORE STRUGGLING

NO MORE FLASHING CURSOR OF DOOM!

Just clear, practical steps... from someone who's worked for some of the biggest names in marketing.

(That's me, BTW)

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Time for some more testimonials:

"John made my subject line more eye-catching, my story more cohesive, came up with an amazing new CTA, and he even did research on the topic of the email to come up with a new hook!

This is literally the most I’ve ever gotten out of a tenner in my life."

Room for another?

"I think I expected about ten minutes of feedback.

I was amazed to receive 30 minutes of detailed analysis and advice. Easily the best quality investment I have made in marketing ever. 

He identified areas where I could be more effective. He gave practical solutions and examples to help me address its weaknesses.

I was already making some of them within ten minutes of finishing the video. I can see an instant improvement.

As well as the detailed focused advice, John stepped back to share a wider perspective about the entire purpose of my website. A valuable insight.

Then, to top it all, he gave me some great advice about how I can use my website content to create an entire series of blog posts for it.

So, I am one very happy customer. I have no hesitation in recommending him."

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Odds are, if you're on this page, it's because you:

a) Need help with your words,

b) Know me, and

c) Aren't totally repulsed by the idea of me helping you get more sales.

Clicking here is the cheapest way I can help you.

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If you can't stretch to £10, or all the "featured extras" are SOLD OUT, click here to get on my email list.

Not only will you be the first to hear when new spots open, but you'll also get FREE ACCESS to my GOOGLE DRIVE OF AWESOMENESS!!!!, which contains:

- Over a year's worth of emails you can send to your lost to keep them engaged and happy.

- The secrets to how I managed to land 3 heavyweight copywriting clients, despite having NO experience and NO connections.

- Step-by-step guides you can easily follow to become as funny as me! (I set a low bar, don't I?)

... and MUCH more!

Have an awesome day,

John