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The Worst
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Jesse is the worst. And by supporting the show at the lowest possible level, you are the worst too. By giving me a whole $1 per month, you don't get anything special. Nada. You stink worse than my show. But thank you for your support.
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Jesse is still the worst, but you're the best! This package helps Jesse buy crypto and tight pants. As a special reward, you get a single sticker mailed to your house and a shoutout on the show.
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Hello, there. It's Jesse. I'm the worst. And my show isn't that much better. But I try my best. Thank you for your support.