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Get 14 of my NEW APHORISMS all at once, every SUNDAY, 1 MONTH before I share them (2 a day, OVER A WEEK, via social media).
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Early Access: 1 MONTH before the public
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Unlock exclusive posts and messages.
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Support me on a monthly basis.
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Early Access: 1 MONTH before the public
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Unlock exclusive posts and messages.
Work in progress updates.
Work in progress updates.
Get, every Wednesday, a week before I share them publicly, an email made up of a few highlights from books I have read.
Get, every Wednesday, a week before I share them publicly, an email made up of a few highlights from books I have read.
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Behind the scenes.
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Get 14 of my NEW APHORISMS all at once, every Sunday, 2 MONTHS before I share them (2 a day, OVER A WEEK, via social media).
Early Access: 2 MONTHS before the public!
Early Access: 2 MONTHS before the public!
Stand a chance, every month, to have a 1-on-1 30-minute video call with me. 😜
Stand a chance, every month, to have a 1-on-1 30-minute video call with me. 😜
Unlock exclusive posts and messages.
Unlock exclusive posts and messages.
Behind the scenes.
Behind the scenes.
Get, every Wednesday, a week before I share them publicly, an email made up of a few highlights from books I have read.
Get, every Wednesday, a week before I share them publicly, an email made up of a few highlights from books I have read.
Work in progress updates.
Work in progress updates.
Stand a chance, every now and then, to have lunch, a road trip, and/ or a weekend getaway with me … on me. 🤪
Stand a chance, every now and then, to have lunch, a road trip, and/ or a weekend getaway with me … on me. 🤪
Discounts on my new essays + books.
Discounts on my new essays + books.
Access to full library.
Access to full library.
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The Patron
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NO EXTRA REWARDS: This tier was requested by a TrueFan that wanted me to increase, not the rewards, but her monthly contribution. 😜
Same rewards as “the TrueFan”.
Same rewards as “the TrueFan”.

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Buy Me A Coffee is my platform of choice for sharing my work and bonding with and being supported by people who find reading my work worth some of their money and/or some pieces of their lives.

Here is how I will use the money I make from here:

I have unpublished aphorisms that are so many that, at the rate that I currently can publish them, the vast majority of them will be buried with me. I currently have just over 3,000 unpublished aphorisms. And I continue to come up with new aphorisms faster—way faster—than I can publish them. For example, the aphorisms it currently takes me a month to publish, about 60, I come up with within a few days … and sometimes within a single day.

(Over 80% of my work-time is spent on sharing these aphorisms, and on me playing roles such as that of a graphic designer—designing things such as the above banner, and that of a video editor—making videos such as the one above.)

To minimize the number of unpublished aphorisms of mine that will be buried with me, I will use pretty much all of my income from here to hire freelancers, or even a full-time team, so I can focus on crafting aphorisms.


PS: Before you support me and my relentless endeavour to greatly minimize that great number, if you have decided to buy me a coffee or coffees (click on the “🤍 Support” tab to do that) and/or join my membership, know that, in addition to making fun of them, oftentimes I (usually through an aphorism) will question or even attack one of your cherished beliefs or institutions. Like I once said (through an aphorism, as usual): We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.

And (and I, without neither intention nor effort, came up with the following aphorism while typing the previous one): That you want to be served wine instead of water does not necessarily mean that you are not dehydrated.


One Love ✊🏾


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