Buy Me A Coffee is my platform of choice for sharing my work and bonding with and being supported by people who find reading my work worth some of their money and/or some pieces of their lives.
Here is how I will use the money I make from here:
I have unpublished aphorisms that are so many that, at the rate that I currently can publish them, the vast majority of them will be buried with me. I currently have just over 3,000 unpublished aphorisms. And I continue to come up with new aphorisms faster—way faster—than I can publish them. For example, the aphorisms it currently takes me a month to publish, about 60, I come up with within a few days … and sometimes within a single day.
(Over 80% of my work-time is spent on sharing these aphorisms, and on me playing roles such as that of a graphic designer—designing things such as the above banner, and that of a video editor—making videos such as the one above.)
To minimize the number of unpublished aphorisms of mine that will be buried with me, I will use pretty much all of my income from here to hire freelancers, or even a full-time team, so I can focus on crafting aphorisms.
PS: Before you support me and my relentless endeavour to greatly minimize that great number, if you have decided to buy me a coffee or coffees (click on the “🤍 Support” tab to do that) and/or join my membership, know that, in addition to making fun of them, oftentimes I (usually through an aphorism) will question or even attack one of your cherished beliefs or institutions. Like I once said (through an aphorism, as usual): We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.
And (and I, without neither intention nor effort, came up with the following aphorism while typing the previous one): That you want to be served wine instead of water does not necessarily mean that you are not dehydrated.
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