New in My Goals section: contribute toward My Goal to buy the ridiculously overpriced 4 Zodiac Chillers I have yet to recap, and you'll get a shout out in the recaps! First goal is the reportedly truly bonkers Never Love a Libra, which I'm led to believe involves cruise ships, stalkers, conspiracies, and . . . sharks? It sounds terrible, and wonderful, and I look forward to the opportunity to share it with y'all!

Thanks, friends!