Autism and the doctor
I absolutely despise taking my son to the doctor
First of all, they ask me for ID every damn time!
Mutha fucker, I been bringing son up here for 8 fucken yrs!!
He looks just like me!
Damn
Lol
Secondly, we never get seen on time
We get there early and still have to wait an hour past our appointment time!
Damn!
Thirdly, we have to wait in the waiting room
With other parents and their kids
And no I don't want to make small talk
Don't care about sports, don't give a fuck about the weather
Damn!
No I dont want to hear about what your kid did
Shit, I'm tired of the shit my kid is doing
Damn!
Lol
When we get called to the back
Son runs all over the damn place
You know how fucken hard it is to talk to a doctor or nurse
When your kid is
Running
Grabbing everything
Touching everything
Constantly talking loudly
Won't sit still for the exam
Yeah, Damn!
And the questions
Look doc
He's been coming here forever
You see what he's doing
Just write the script so we can bounce
Damn!
Lol
Yeah
I really really despise doctor appointments
I wish doctors still made house calls
That shit would be awesome
I would make them wait in the lobby of our building for hours
Then call them up and ask for their ID, medical degree, birth certificate, baby mama name, great nephews birthday
Then let my son run wild touch all their shit
Touch them, talk non-stop about shit he did in school 5yrs ago
Then abruptly kick them out
And see how they like being disrespected
Lol
Yeah, I hate doctor appointments of all kind
Damn doctors