They ask me if I came
I say
"Yeah, to the wrong twitter account"
They say " I'm an honest man"
But how many times
Have you read that same script?
Regardless of what language I say it,
"No" never seems to be a complete sentence
They say
"But babe you'll enjoy it"
I say
"I'm gay, so, no I wont"
Apparently
I'm not gay enough
For a straight boy
I puff my chest out
Cut my hair short
But I'm still
Not gay enough for a straight boy
So I kiss a girl
But it's "fake news"
And "gross"
He hollers and whistles
Still,
I'm not gay enough for a straight boy
Will I ever be "gay enough"
For the straight boy
To leave me alone