It's Friday, a great time to tell a few dad jokes.
Did you hear about the huge furniture store that stocks only footstools and benches? It's called the Ottoman Empire.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing. He was gladiator.
At a marathon, police arrested a man for firing a starter's pistol. They believe it is race-related.
Why did the man hide all his coins under the bushes? He was starting a hedge fund.
Where do you send kids with ADHD during the summer to improve their focus? Concentration camp.
What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede.
I decided to take up fencing recently. My neighbor says he will call the police if I don't put it back.