Aren’t we sane and resilient 24/7, what the hell is wrong with the author, asking such puerile questions and providing us with tips to score in a crafted human test. That’s the way, some may respond if I ever had a Wikipedia page or somebody knew that I call myself a writer but petrifying reality, we aren’t and that’s even more astonishing when I say, animals are and we hardly show any reverence towards them.
Mentally cutting the crap from the society,
My mother has a guru (pundit) that she rigorously follows who are well versed with scriptures and simultaneously associates herself with ten more because the profession calls for. So, I was watching one of the guru’s speeches when I saw how he was distributing bananas to tons of monkey bumping into one other for a banana, however life ain’t fair darling, some did not get and it was dampening my spirits.
Immediately, I could confer to my senses and relate their behaviours with the humans and darn the similarities, they were holy* same. Snatching, getting on top of each other, luscious mouths, greedily searching for the bananas, tweeting each other’s hair, digging nails, hasting away with piles and continuously reminding themselves that sharing is to remain peckish and starve until another pundit halts a car full of bananas.
Isn’t this relatable hoomans (god, I learnt this from one of my friends, I try to be non-plagiaristic but even a bit challenges me). Very much (infinitely). We as humans have showed how evolution is a complete disaster where sacrifice is known to few and egocentrism is power. It is intriguing how self obsessed we are, constantly searching for a definition, crawling the steps of our own doom, starving for dollars and craving attention and this does not end here there are corporate, social, political, economical, geographical, legal, ecological, technological injustices which are initiated by humans and will probably never cease (that’s a justifiable prophecy because every prejudices stretches its legs and walk like there’s no one vigilante, which is true)
Cutting the crap twice, I would like to suggest tips to be more like a human 24/7, presenting to you hardliners that differentiate you from generic hoomans;
· Don’t be a suck up
· Don’t search for definitions where everything single think is meant to be experienced
· Don’t be a dick
· Don’t underestimate anyone, I repeat don’t underestimate anyone not even yourself
· Don’t allow others to be a dick
· Don’t communalize
· Don’t hate just disagree
· Don’t say you can’t love again
· Do your chores
I like how I radiate creativity in night, I want to be an owl but being a desi and a female won’t justify my sleep preferences. So, here are the tricks that are ambiguous and subjective but may make, world a little less agonizing or suck less (in the words of John Green).
Alright I am sinking and I have got an essay to submit simply because an organization has politely requested me or many but this is an opportunity and I may fairly be opportunistic.