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Why are writers always cold? They're surrounded by drafts.
What do you call someone who makes bicycle wheels? A spokesperson.
What do you call your Mother's sisters who own a house framing company? Carpenter Aunts.
What are the first three words in a North Korean recipe? Here kitty, kitty.
Did you hear about the huge brawl at the Red Lobster? Battered shrimp were everywhere.
Why did the judge release the penguin on bail? He was clearly not a flight risk.
What do you call someone who is 10% Polish? A tad Pole.
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