All I can show is enough gratitude to readers digest and it’s enough creativity in gag shopping section to let me familiarize with this cool title. I obviously have no clue what metaphors this title really implies to but this surely can be a fit in my life and the hysterical experience that I have revisited.
Now that I have to confess, I really want every teenagers or adult suffering from a mid life crisis to appreciate eroticism and count that as a value adding necessity because if that would not be counted as an escapism then god knows why sex sells.
But let’s focus on growing a boyfriend and the way it can be relational to happiness. Well, if that would have been an advertisement then more than 45 percent of the girls would have been deb trapped but its fine at least mentally and psychically you are attached and fetishizing about a boyfriend.
So, In order to grow a boyfriend you need to do the following to feel more close to him
1. Grow a beard because masculinity is a concrete
2. Walk it, like I talk it (walk it)
Walk it, like I talk it
Walk it, walk it like I talk it (woo!)
Walk it, like I talk it (yeah!) (Because Migos can be your chiropractor)
3. Mansplain things
4. Dominate and follow patriarchy
That all you need to get a normalized experienced of a boyfriend and if you are succumbed to these beliefs then you are normal and may start a journey where everything within you can be enough to conquer a world run by 7 billion humans who are following the same thing as you are and the difference lies in how well you follow these steps.
Am I wandering somewhere else, well no growing a boyfriend is synonymous to self love and has the potential to make you experience butterflies in your abdomen 24/7 and the advantages are surreal, it lasts for how long you are alive. head up now because all you got is a life and no penny and all he wants is your body and with he will be giving you a penny to live up to your body. So now that you know what ‘he’ stands for, let me stare at my Instagram feeds longer.