A conservative and a liberal were walking down the street, when the conservative says, "Oh no, a dead bird". So the liberal looks up to the sky and says "Where?!" (ba-doom-boom)
It was just then when another liberal walking by says to him, "Hey Chaz, whats the problem, you only gots 1 shoe on". So the liberal turns to him and says, "No, you got it all wrong bro, I just found this one, I'm stoked!"