there's no denying our staff and crew are 90% coffee-powered (the Elderblend Incident of 74 being a particularly poignant example); you could say it's the real fuel that keeps the Portal running
your support in procuring this fuel means we can continue to do work of great expositionary importance, elucidating travellers from far-flung realities and distant dimensions to the idiosyncrasies & particularities of the Meridian System
for this, we truly thank you. for enabling us, believing in us, and powering us.
one glorious cup at a time.