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Today's Quick Laugh

Today's Quick Laugh

Jan 30, 2022

You may have seen my book, The Dad's Book of Jokes. I thought I'd post a few Dad Jokes occasionally to provide you a laugh to start off your day. Here we go:

  • Why did the woman slap the electrician? Because he wanted to check her shorts.

  • What's the definition of perfect pitch? It's when you toss an accordion into the dumpster and hit bagpipes.

  • What did the man say when the doctor diagnosed his kleptomania? Do you have something I can take for that?

  • Did you hear about the pirate who couldn’t sleep at night? Turns out he had restless peg syndrome.

  • I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It's an ought-to-biography.

  • Why were the baby cows mad at their mom? Because she said, "it's pasture bedtime."

  • Did you hear about the man who discovered petroleum in his backyard? He took an oily retirement.

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