As we all know in D&D, much as with life, not everything goes as planned.
So it was with the man who was responsible for this arcane travesty and so it was with me when I first started writing about it.
As I am sure you can tell I most DEFINITELY got carried away with the story on this one, but it does refer to one of my favorite NPCs so I allowed myself a little room to stretch my writing wings.
If you would like a version with just the rules for the weapon please let me know. Otherwise feel free to enjoy the mad ramblings of a DM who has gone lore-crazy for Dais. ;)