That's Donie...
Not Don or Donald.
Donie
AWAY WE GO!!
It's only 7 days into the new year and 2021 is certainly trying its best to one up 2020.
Here I was thinking I had solved everything with my helpful and insightful email yesterday. Closed the laptop thinking "there you go now, everything will be fine cause of my great email offering advice"
I also thought - ha - wasn't it also kinda funny the way I made it seem like 2020 was the golden era and we'd look back at it fondly relative to 2021. That was a clever (albeit highly unlikely) joke...
Touche America. Touche. You win this round.
Way to make me look like an idiot.
I might note at this point - if you're looking for keen political analysis or serious sentiment you're reading the wrong email. I'm here to wish you well and provide a giggle amidst the madness all around us.
Continuing on...
At least there is one thing we can now all staunchly agree on - Intrepid Kerryman Donie O Sullivan who flew the Irish flag reporting during yesterdays madness has to be the next President after big Joe B!
You heard it here first.
Whatever's left of America in 4 years time will be run by Arch Supreme Grandmaster Donie.
His campaign slogan?
"Pure irish steel with a round headed sex appeal"
Even though he looks like he's selling farmyards in West Cork.
I'd vote for him
I can just picture the heartwarming acceptance speech now
"Ah sure it was grand to win all the same. Nice to be here in the White House. It's a lovely house but it's fierce big. It's gonna cost me a fecking fortune to heat it in the winter. Anyway sure you're all welcome round for a cup of tea but bring your own biscuits"
Donie 2024 - a cause which can unite all of us
Wherever you are in the world I hope you're well
Call your ma
Stephen
p.s. this party political email was paid for by the committee to elect donie 2024. all rights reserved.